Ever wanted to participate in the White House's annual holiday celebrations? Here's your chance to volunteer to help decorate or to perform during open houses.

First lady Melania Trump—who five years ago asked, “Who gives a fuck about Christmas?”—is hosting open auditions for the White House’s upcoming Christmas celebration. Now we’re not saying that you should apply, get selected, and then not show up on the date of the actual performance … but if you wanted to, it would be pretty easy.