"There’s something so cynical about it." Toys R Us issues statement amid backlash over 'soulless' commercial: 'What a gross slap in the face' first appeared on The Cool Down.

All 90's kids swore the same oath: I don't wanna grow up. I'm a Toys "R" Us Kid. There are a million toys at Toys "R" Us that I can play with! From bikes to trains to video games, it's the biggest ...

"I didn't want to grow up, I wanted to stay a Toys R Us kid, but things have changed a bit since we've been liquidated," Douglas crooned to a group of employees assembled on the warehouse floor.