Maybe they had some Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches and maybe some escaped, and maybe they’ve been crawling around Kenner ever since, reproducing even. Maybe the Goldstein's bug was part of a ...

Two Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches, each with a caricature of the presidential candidates glued to its back, raced as part of the event attended by more than 600 professional pest control managers.

The Madagascar hissing cockroach is distinct from the American cockroach that more commonly lurks New York City apartments — they’re considerably bigger and, as the name suggests, they hiss.

Surely, they'll get the last laugh." Maybe naming a Hissing Cockroach for an ex can be seen as a kind of testimonial. The relationship may not last. But we learn, endure, and love all over again.

You can name a Madagascar hissing cockroach after your Valentine - or your ex-Valentine. “You don’t always have the right words, but you can still give them goosebumps,” the zoo says.

You can say "I wuv u - not" by bestowing your ex's name on a hissing cockroach! NPR's Scott Simon muses on a fundraiser for a Chicago Zoo, and whether the roaches really deserve it.