@cliqandconvert on Instagram: "The poop sat there for a moment, proud of the journey it had just completed, floating like it was taking a victory lap. The toilet bowl was quiet, almost respectful, as if acknowledging the hard work that had been done. Then came the handle—*the signal*. Water roared in from all sides, spinning faster and faster, and the poop realized its moment in the spotlight was over. It wobbled once, resisted just a little, then surrendered to the swirling current. Down it wen